哈哈大笑 发表于 2022-2-21 15:55:38

“写一篇武侠小说,字数越短越好!”神评脑洞真大

“年轻岳母”走红,和女婿同框宛如一家三口,网友:宝妈有压力

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我就说“自动售票机”里是有人的吧?你们一直都不相信


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来,一起念一遍,是不是突然画风浪漫起来了?


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老板,你这样子写让我们很为难啊


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平常有怕“蜈蚣”的吗?这下不怕了吧?


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啥时候出个“螺蛳粉”奶茶,味道肯定棒棒的


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“写一篇武侠小说,字数越短越好!”神评脑洞真大,哈哈哈


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没有奖励谁去啊?


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人生第一次包饺子,你们觉得我包的怎么样?


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包完饺子当然是要煮饺子啦,只是这电磁炉怎么还会发光?


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考大家一个脑筋急转弯,怎么让3个9等于0?想出来的小伙伴们记得帮忙发到评论区里哦,非常的感谢
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咿,这卫衣不错,还自带植发功能的,哈哈哈


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习惯了,没办法
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拍照的这位,你的位置是不是“天蓬元帅”?


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原以为“炸厨房”这个词只是说说而已,没想到到你这今天变成真的了
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如果你不开心的话,看看下图的狗子,是不是立马开心起来了呢?


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我打出来的是“阿斯顿法国红酒快乐”,你的呢?
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兄弟,买气球的钱先拿去医院挂个脑科吧?


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怪不得最近老梦到高中时期的女神,原来是因为她足够想我


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有广西的朋友路过吗?来跟我们说个“丁冬鸡”好不好?


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所以,牛要怎么过桥?


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一个窝囊的男人,才会去想着打女人


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小侄子写的字,这雨好像越下越大的感觉


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就这点文化水平,还好意思出来开饭店?


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做核酸的时候遇到“大师”,“大师”的话把大伙儿都逗乐了


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有准备今年结婚的男同学吗?这招就教给你们了


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我要不要告诉她?哈哈哈


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成语题,还有什么成语也是东什么西什么的呢?想出来的小伙伴们记得帮忙发到评论区里哦,非常的感谢
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